I mean, seriously.  I have this newfound (this is one word, isn’t it?  The Mac doesn’t seem to think so) respect and actual desire for the southern accent.  And I have not seen anything remotely nomable as of yet.  I mean, I will say this – there are some Texans with amazing eyes.  Male, female, I mean, I’ve seen a few that are nothing short of remarkable.

This.  Perfect example of what I was looking forward to in Texas.

This. Perfect example of what I was looking forward to in Texas.

I have thus far seen eyes of this caliber walking around in a few women.  Much to my ex boyfriend’s disappointment, this does nothing for me.

I have 2 days more in Texas, though.  We’ll be on alert.  Not to worry.

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ORLY?!?!? Which design genius thought up this phallic chef d'ouevre?!

In closing, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I call out to you: “Texas, bring it.”

Your food?  Absolutely FABULOUS.  Snow’s BBQ. If you live within 400 miles of Lexington, TX and you have not been then you should have your Texas citizenship (practically another country down there) revoked.  Honestly.  I will be dreaming about this meat.  I am comforted in the knowledge that they deliver around the country.  Today, we are off to sample something called “migas.”  I have no idea at all what this means.  Laymee is nearly vibrating with enthusiasm, so we’re going to pick up and go for “migas.” Pardon me while I mosey.

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