the nomness

I have a severe, painful, beyond the 4-hour mark, time to alert the doctor, pre AND post-pubescent HARD ON for the Oscars. I wake up early the morning the nominations are announced, after staying up late the night before in order to avoid having to wait for 8:30 to roll around. I capitalize Oscar AT [...]

Oh dear. Right, so…there’s this gentleman I most recently referred to in post. Effbit has quite appropriately named him The Professor. He is, in fact, a professor; at my alma mater nonetheless but I didn’t know him then. But I likely would’ve had several highly inappropriate fantasies about him at the time, thus ending up [...]

Dear Diary I fucking love Halloween.  It may be my favourite holiday.  So WHY is it that I’m so painfully behind in my Halloween planning this year? (Read: haven’t started it) In keeping with the Halloween spirit, I am working to the background home-office screening of Tim Burton’s Sweeney Todd.  This may or may not [...]

Classic monster movies are the greatest. Maybe not on the scary front, but on the AWESOME!!!1!!1! front, and in that vein The Wolfman is out February 2010. It’s a fair guess that if you’ll nom anyone in this film it’ll be Benicio, but my ears are glued to Anthony Hopkins. Always have been, always will [...]

I am so excited to see this film that I squee.  Audibly.  To the great distress of my cat, or sometimes the unfortunate person I am talking to on the phone.  This morning it was my aunt. Why this film is applicable to this site goes without saying, ob……..(wait for it)…..viously.  THIS should be amazing [...]

I saw In The Loop over the weekend and I’m already dying for an extended 2-disc Blu-Ray release. In a useless attempt to avoid my mind’s oversaturation of this beautiful, beautiful character, I am instead choosing to focus on Peter Capaldi’s body of work. Heh. Local Hero arrives tomorrow, I’ve already bought the soundtrack, and [...]

This week’s memes included: My own personal Twi-nom goes – Rob, Jackson, Peter, Kellan, Taylor, and the various boys from there.  If I feel compelled to let my mind wander, Jasper often finds himself lost in that big ‘ole house and wanders into an awkward situation with Edward and Bella.  My stories are always so [...]

Honestly, big auld back the fuck up to anyone who is going to bitch about Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.  I am super sickeningly excited for this film for several reasons.  Let’s look at them here. The one that really should go without saying is the Rickman.  I don’t care that he’s not going to [...]