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		<title>Of Nominations And Things You Should Know About Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a severe, painful, beyond the 4-hour mark, time to alert the doctor, pre AND post-pubescent HARD ON for the Oscars. I wake up early the morning the nominations are announced, after staying up late the night before in order to avoid having to wait for 8:30 to roll around. I capitalize Oscar AT [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2012/01/24/of-nominations-and-things-you-should-know-about-me/</link>
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		<title>Why You Tryin&#8217; To Hurt Me Girl</title>
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		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2012/01/10/1106/</link>
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		<title>Dalek&#8217;s Dream</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I dreamed I met a Gallifreyian A most amazing man He had that look You very rarely find The haunting hunted kind I asked him To say what had happened How it all began I asked again He never said a word As if he hadn&#8217;t heard And next the room was full Of wild [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2011/11/14/daleks-dream/</link>
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		<title>Oh real life, you&#8217;re so silly.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a feeling I may have just outed myself on this site to a certain gentleman with whom I hope to share extraordinarily achy muscles in just under three weeks. Ah well. If so&#8230;.enjoy? For everyone else&#8230;..seriously, I haven&#8217;t posted in forever and I STILL haven&#8217;t even BEGUN to deal with Dylan Moran. And [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2011/10/20/oh-real-life-youre-so-silly/</link>
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		<title>PROFESSORS, and why they rock the shit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh dear. Right, so&#8230;there&#8217;s this gentleman I most recently referred to in post. Effbit has quite appropriately named him The Professor. He is, in fact, a professor; at my alma mater nonetheless but I didn&#8217;t know him then. But I likely would&#8217;ve had several highly inappropriate fantasies about him at the time, thus ending up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2011/07/15/professors-and-why-they-rock-the-shit/</link>
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		<title>A crush. I haz. (fer realz)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I cannot beLIEVE I&#8217;ve yet to post about Dylan Moran. I teased it THREE AND ONE HALF GODDAMN MONTHS ago, and this is shameful. For this, I am asham-ed (that&#8217;s right, Shakespearean pronunciation, WHAT). And should be punish-ed. By Irish-es. My last post was so old, I was still living in Texas. My last post [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2011/06/08/a-crush-i-haz-fer-realz/</link>
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		<title>A taste of America before I go supremely Irish on your a(r)s(e)s</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First things first: click HERE to see a Naval photograph of Paul Newman four days before his EIGHTEENTH birthday (courtesy of linkage from the greatest tumblr EVER, via attila-the-hunny). And I&#8217;m not even posting the pic but FORCING the clickthru because it is THAT fucking good. This picture kicks the hairless barely-legal ballsack off Taylor [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2011/02/22/a-taste-of-america-before-i-go-supremely-irish-on-your-arses/</link>
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		<title>Paul Higgins in Black Watch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t even know where to begin. There was the play itself, and the actual staging. The cornucopia of young trim Scotsmen in uniform. The marching. The SINGING. I think I&#8217;ll start with Paul Higgins&#8217; belly, because that&#8217;s the kind of site we&#8217;re running here and I have absolutely no problem with that. I totally [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2011/02/20/paul-higgins-in-black-watch/</link>
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		<title>God help me but I fancy another Irishman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First it was Glen Hansard, and now this Dylan Moran has wormed his way in. Fuck. Effbit&#8217;ll never let me hear the end of it. It&#8217;s bad enough I had to find Dylan Moran BY MYSELF. JESUS, WOMAN, HOW DO YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT A DRINKY SMOKEY GRUMPY COMEDIAN WHO RESEMBLES JOHN CUSACK? Rude. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2011/02/18/god-help-me-but-i-fancy-another-irishman/</link>
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		<title>I love how I&#8217;ve turned this into the Capaldi site (suck it Effbit)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once again, pinched from the greatest tumblr EVER: Precision Engineered Comedy &#8211; Peter Capaldi from Chris Balmond on Vimeo.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2011/02/06/i-love-how-ive-turned-this-into-the-capaldi-site-suck-it-effbit/</link>
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