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		<title>Blogging Symposiums, Extended Trailers, and Halloween Prep.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Diary
I fucking love Halloween.  It may be my favourite holiday.  So WHY is it that I&#8217;m so painfully behind in my Halloween planning this year? (Read: haven&#8217;t started it)
In keeping with the Halloween spirit, I am working to the background home-office screening of Tim Burton&#8217;s Sweeney Todd.  This may or may not have anything [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Dear Diary</span></p>
<p>I fucking love Halloween.  It may be my favourite holiday.  So WHY is it that I&#8217;m so painfully behind in my Halloween planning this year? (Read: haven&#8217;t started it)</p>
<p>In keeping with the Halloween spirit, I am working to the background home-office screening of Tim Burton&#8217;s Sweeney Todd.  This may or may not have anything to do with one Mr. Rickman&#8217;s rendition of Pretty Women. Also, it&#8217;s just gorgeous to look at.  (As is he.  Mr. Rickman, that is.  Who, shamefully, didn&#8217;t make it to the afterparty for the film&#8217;s NYC premiere.  For shame, I say.  I was disappointed.)</p>
<p>Ah, Tim Burton.  Thank you!  I am so ready for this film.</p>
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<div style="padding: 3px 0pt; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; background-color: #000000; width: 448px; color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffcc35; margin-left: 5px;" href="http://www.spike.com/video/alice-in-wonderland/3278138">Alice in Wonderland &#8211; Extended Trailer</a> | <a style="color: #ffcc35" href="http://www.spike.com/channel/movies">Movies &amp; TV</a> | <a style="color: #ffcc35" href="http://www.spike.com/">SPIKE.com</a></div>
<p>This is the second Alice in Wonderland trailer I&#8217;m posting.  Yes, obviously, there are my lovelies in this film (thank you, Mr. Burton, for being dependably generous in bringing together my favourites).  Roll on, 5 March, 2010.</p>
<p><em>Speaking</em> of premieres and screenings, I have procured a ticket to the NYC screening of New Moon.  I get it.  I&#8217;m a 30+ yr old dork in expensive shoes who squee&#8217;s and gets a little gay about sparkly, emo vampires who play piano.  The slagging I get IRL is cruel.  I tried to keep it in my pants for as long as humanly possible, but then, my gays were getting a hard time about reading the books, and me, Captain Rescuepants, had to step in and out myself.  So, I deal with the eyerolls of my ENTIRE local bar when the New Moon trailer is shown on TV as I go ninja fighter to get the remote from the bartender to turn up the volume.  I&#8217;ve accepted the scoffing and am ultimately ok with the situation.</p>
<p>So there was absolutely NO hesitancy at all in jumping to the online ticketing site a snarky little bird directed me to.  GOD BLESS YOU, Mr. TWITTERMAN.  Fuck all the haters, Twitter is my lifeline these days.  Both for work and, well, obsessing about nearly teenage man boys.  I will be in attendance with the ever lovely, just as clever in the flesh, original denizens of Twitardia.  I&#8217;ve pimped their <a href="http://twitarded.blogspot.com/">site</a> hard in the past, and am very happy to do so again today, as last night I had the distinct pleasure of spending the evening knocking back a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">couple</span> few cocktails and housing the hors d&#8217;oeuvres at the <a href="http://aiminglow.com/">Aiming Low </a>event here in NYC.  It was a good time, and honestly brilliant to meet fellow lady bloggers.  Did you know that chick bloggers dig hot guys?  Who knew!?</p>
<p>Before you ask, yes, Jenny Jerkface is afuckingdorable. Honestly, sweet dress and shrug number, hot tights, and a redhead.  And SnarkierThanYou is tall and honestly gorgeous.  And nevermind they&#8217;re from NJ. They can do Manhattan just fine, unlike others (college roommate from sophomore year, I am looking at you.  I am looking at you and trying desperately not to vomit in my mouth, but I am looking at you).  I think it&#8217;s been determined that  we are going to have to do this again.  Possibly semi-regularly.  It is shocking how much we have in common.</p>
<div id="attachment_845" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-845" href="http://www.nomness.com/2009/10/29/blogging-symposiums-extended-trailers-and-halloween-prep/beautiful-outtake10/"><img class="size-full wp-image-845" title="beautiful outtake10" src="http://www.nomness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/beautiful-outtake10.jpg" alt="There's this..." width="600" height="800" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">There&#39;s this...</p></div>
<p>and&#8230;.</p>
<div id="attachment_846" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 290px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-846" href="http://www.nomness.com/2009/10/29/blogging-symposiums-extended-trailers-and-halloween-prep/wow-2/"><img class="size-full wp-image-846" title="wow" src="http://www.nomness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wow1.jpg" alt="then there's this..." width="280" height="399" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">then there&#39;s this...</p></div>
<p>and obviously this&#8230;</p>
<div id="attachment_847" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 507px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-847" href="http://www.nomness.com/2009/10/29/blogging-symposiums-extended-trailers-and-halloween-prep/oh-shit-yeah/"><img class="size-full wp-image-847" title="Oh Shit, Yeah" src="http://www.nomness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Oh-Shit-Yeah.jpg" alt="Pfffft, yeah, sure, it's Kristen Stewart who wants it, right?  Whatever." width="497" height="340" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Pfffft, yeah, sure, it&#39;s Kristen Stewart who wants it, right?  Whatever.</p></div>
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