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		<title>FanVid1 &#8211; Snape&#8217;s The Boss</title>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2009/07/31/fanvid1-snapes-the-boss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laymee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that one scene in High Fidelity when Laura makes the point to Rob, and I&#8217;m paraphrasing, that once the record comes out he&#8217;s officially part of the system? Well, we here at the Nomness are now officially part of the system. Witness our first fanvid, Snape and all his Snapey glory, in&#8230; If you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember that one scene in High Fidelity when Laura makes the point to Rob, and I&#8217;m paraphrasing, that once the record comes out he&#8217;s officially part of the system?  Well, we here at the Nomness are now officially part of the system.  Witness our first fanvid, Snape and all his Snapey glory, in&#8230;</p>
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<p>If you click, you can view in what I&#8217;ve found to be quite a lovely HD or even fullscreen.</p>
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		<title>Post-Rickman Afterglow</title>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2009/07/15/post-rickman-afterglow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnybecauseitstrue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laymee and I went to a very early dinner, and then imbibed (as we are want to do) on beer.  And wine.  Then, an hour before the screening, we meandered over to the cinema and planted our arses in the frontish (no other seats.)  I think I need a deep tissue massage today &#8211; old [...]]]></description>
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<p>Laymee and I went to a very early dinner, and then imbibed (as we are want to do) on beer.  And wine.  Then, an hour before the screening, we meandered over to the cinema and planted our arses in the frontish (no other seats.)  I think I need a deep tissue massage today &#8211; old lady-types need at least the midsection of the theatre.  So today I am still mentally replaying scenes.  I enjoyed the film, but, as Laymee and I discussed post-screening, I can see it being difficult to follow for someone who hadn&#8217;t read the books. And yes, we watched the other 5.  It&#8217;s amazing how different they are, and how, IMHO, Hermione pisses me off.  Even in this one.  I can&#8217;t even put my finger on it.  Personally I think they should have worked on build-up to key points in the book.  Like, say, maybe, the discovery of the HBP &#8211; the audience wasn&#8217;t even led to give a shit about who it was.  Just that dude had some old book.  And then at the end, when Snape announces &#8220;yeah, like, those spells?  Yeah.  That&#8217;s mine.  Cuz I&#8217;m the Half Blood Prince.  Word (quite literally &#8216;to your mother&#8217;).&#8221;  And Ginny?  We ALWAYS knew she got around.  She&#8217;s my kinda girl.  And yeah, hate me if you need to, but I don&#8217;t think she ages well!  And&#8217;s she&#8217;s what, 18?  This doesn&#8217;t bode well&#8230;.All that being said, I walked away, still a little squee, and still feeling SO MUCH BETTER about Number 6 than I was after Number 5.  Cuz Order of the Phoenix was not satisfying AT ALL  And while I can ALWAYS USE more Snape, i felt that he had considerably more face/voice time than he has in previous films&#8230;about time, really.</p>
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<p>I think, though, that I have to revisit my other tween obsession.  Twilight has been sorely neglected, I feel.  I&#8217;ve been walking around daydreaming about some of this all day.  So it only stands to reason that I post it to share with you ladies.  Also, while I&#8217;m not one to beg for comments, reviews, or even validation &#8211; trust me, I&#8217;m retarded enough that I would prattle on to a mirror and feel just fine about it &#8211; we haven&#8217;t had one comment since Jenny Jerkface from <a title="Twitarded" href="http://www.twitarded.com">www.twitarded.com</a> on our very first post &#8211; so I&#8217;m a little nervous if others are actually ABLE to! (We see you, we know you&#8217;re reading!)</p>
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		<title>Severus Snape is balls hot</title>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2009/07/14/severus-snape-is-balls-hot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laymee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is really one of the only days I can make a case for all Snape all the time. We have SS on as background, CoS on stand-by, and we&#8217;re tracking down pervy Snape fanvids to share with all and sundry Rickmaniacs with a teacher fetish. And it really is worth noting, these are not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is really one of the only days I can make a case for all Snape all the time.  We have SS on as background, CoS on stand-by, and we&#8217;re tracking down pervy Snape fanvids to share with all and sundry Rickmaniacs with a teacher fetish.  And it really is worth noting, these are not favorited videos because of the music.  Except for Toxic; Toxic is a fucking brilliant song.  And The Killers.  Hmm, nevermind that dig about the music.  It&#8217;s also worth noting that I will ship Snape with anyone who&#8217;ll have him, so just embrace any potential skeev and you&#8217;ll do just fine for the next half hour or so.</p>
<p>Also, the last 4 are particularly brilliant.  This chick knows how to edit.</p>
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		<title>Another Bill</title>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2009/07/14/another-bill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laymee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I found music, I found comedy.  At 12 I could recite entire routines from George Carlin, would stay up late to watch SNL and Monty Python, and a few years later found the greatest channel ever in CTV, now Comedy Central.  Funny men are pretty men, particularly when the comedy is motivated by confidence, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Before I found music, I found comedy.  At 12 I could recite entire routines from George Carlin, would stay up late to watch SNL and Monty Python, and a few years later found the greatest channel ever in CTV, now Comedy Central.  Funny men are pretty men, particularly when the comedy is motivated by confidence, however false, and the prettiest of most will always be Bill Murray.  I think it was Nick the Lounge Singer performing the theme to Star Wars that first caught my eye.  Or wait&#8230;maybe it was the boom-shacka-lacka-lacka from Stripes.  Or perhaps the greatest big screen cuss EVER.</p>
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<p>It still makes me laugh and still makes me feel funny in my tummy.  Plus you&#8217;ve gotta love a guy who has no qualms about dancing like an idiot.</p>
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<p>In other news, tonight is the midnight:40 showing of HBP and Effbit &amp; I are stupidly excited, although I&#8217;m pre-emptively concerned about the amount of Snapey goodness to which we&#8217;ll be exposed.  His damn name is in the title of the movie and yet I already fear having to witness too much of the Ron &amp; Lavender bullcrap.</p>
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		<title>Paging Dr. Snape/House/Cullen</title>
		<link>http://www.nomness.com/2009/07/02/paging-dr-snapehousecullen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnybecauseitstrue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is our first post. What sucks is that I am probably meant to write something terribly meaningful and profound here. Unfortunately I cannot, as I’m recovering from last night and have spent half the day looking at other blogs. Not the most productive use of my time, but man-oh-man are there some yummy boystuffs [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is our first post.  What sucks is that I am probably meant to write something terribly meaningful and profound here.  Unfortunately I cannot, as I’m recovering from last night and have spent half the day looking at other blogs.  Not the most productive use of my time, but man-oh-man are there some yummy boystuffs out there.  And nothing goes better with the hangover (STILL drunk?!) chinese food moments than yummy boystuffs.  Take it from me, kids.  I’m a pro.</p>
<p>So here’s the story of our blog.  If we get many many many readers, that’s brilliant.  If not, quite honestly, it’s just a relief to have a place for Laymee and I to dump our collective stalking/swooning/daydreaming.</p>
<p>My dear friend Laymee moved.  Ladies, I went through very nearly a BREAKUP.  I mean, 12 yr old, my best friend is gone and I’m lost at sea style.  Where she would be in my actual presence while I show her web image after web image after web image of inappropriate tasty man-ness, I had to inundate her inbox with them. (Don’t think that the pun on that was lost on me.  Believe me, it wasn’t)  And she returned the favour.  We also discovered we’re probably much better at writing out our thoughts at one another than speaking them outloud.  Add that to the fact that there is a very consistent running theme to most of said thoughts, and voila.  A blog is born.</p>
<p>In this blog there will be pictures.  Probably a lot of them.  There will also be cursing.  I’m sorry, it’s going to happen.  The word fuck is an adverb as far as I’m concerned.  Laymee is much better at the “keep it clean” than I am.  Blame my upbringing.  There will also be NO END of nomness between the ages of 23 (currently our youngest) and 63.  That is 40 YEARS of “yessir, may I please have another”.  DAMN.  Things could get messy.  So if this offends, my suggestion is STOP READING NOW.  If not, then by all means, carry on.</p>
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